i have trouble relating to women. the problem seems to be that i have very little in common with them. big deal i hear you say.
anyway, i remember walking down the main street of the city where i lived a few years ago. after a moment or two i realised there was a lady on the opposite footpath walking in the same direction as me. the street was a long one and, as it happened, we both arrived at the end at the same time. it seemed the mysterious lady and i walked at exactly the same speed.
of course, i was instantly overcome by euphoria - this woman and i were perfect for one another! never had i come across a female that offered so much promise as a life mate. but before i could count my blessings and approach her she was swept away in a throng of people and lost to me forever.